DO NOT EAT RAW EGGS.
Well hello there everyone. What have you been doing the past couple days? I have been sick. Again. A different kind of sick. An awful kinda sick. A food poisoning kinda sick. On Tuesday, I decided to make a cake. I had been craving cake for ever and ever and I finally had time to make one. So I did. And I did what I always do. I licked the rubber spatula clean after I had poured the batter into the pan. It was delicious. The cake baked, we ate some, even fed some to our RA. It wasn't until a couple hours later that I started to feel really really really really really sick. I didn't sleep. I had my top half laying in the bathroom, legs hanging out the bathroom door. I won't go into any more detail than that because you really don't need to know what happened. But when 6AM finally rolled around, I was up and running to TESCO to get some gatorade-like drinks (Powerade, Lucozade, Sprite, Apple Juice). So for the last three days now I have been drinking constantly (I think I...